Wednesday, July 21, 2010

SO YOBIES.

sorry, i haven't posted, i'll make it up to ya'll.
i got 2 songs, and news.
bad news, but WHATEVAH.
so...my penis exploded. i had too much sex. anyhow,,, i wrote a song about a month ago, the band thinks its lovely, here:
Ch-ch-chuck. ch-ch-ch-ch chuck. ch--uuu---u-uck a chucka, chucka, chucka, chucka, chucka....CHUCK CHUCK!
CHUCK A PENIS. INTO THE SEA. CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT FARTHER FOR ME.
GRAB IT BY THE END, PULL IT FAR BEHIND
YOUR HEAD.
AND CHUCK IT.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
Chuck a peeeniiss, into the sea. Chuck it, yeah, and chuck it farther for me. Chuck a peeeeniisss into the sea, and drown it, drown it, drown it, so it can't breathe.
CHUCK THAT PEENIS. INTO THE SEA. DROWN IT, DROWN IT, DROWN IT, SO IT CAN'T BREATHE.
MAKE SURE YOU PUUULL IT. FAR BEHIND-YOUR-HEAD. MAKE SURE YOU CHUCK IT FAR OR IT'LL SLEEP IN YOUR BED.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
Chuck a peeeniiss, into the sea. Chuck it, yeah, and chuck it farther for me. Chuck a peeeeniisss into the sea, and drown it, drown it, drown it, so it can't breathe.
it can't BREEEAAATHHHE.
oh, it can't BREEAAATTTHHHHEEEEEE.
we've got a little penis screamin' help me.
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now, this song is not officially a "Recyklerz" song yet, so I can share it with you all. :) And this next one is confirmed for our first album, though it will not be released as a single:

Once upon a tiiime, there was a man named fredd. He slept alooonne….in his bedded.
Once upon a day… bob was gay…..he would always say…I love you.. FRED FRED FRED
THE LITTLE BOYS, THEY MET WITH THE TOYS IT WAS LIKE BANG BOOM ZIP ZIP ZOOM. IT WAS GREAT ON A DATE AND THEN CRATES ON THE FREIGHTS AND YOUR DEEAAAD… when bob meets freddd
Once upon a life, fred didn’t have have a wife he was all alone, oh nonononono, that’s real low
Once upon a week, the sky was real bleak and bob was feelin dead, so he went to see fred, FRED FRED FRED
THE OLDER BOYS, PLAYED SOME VIDEO GAME IT WAS LIKE BANG BANG BOOM ZIP ZIP ZOOM. IT WAS GREAT ON A DATE AND THEN CRATES ON THE FREIGHTS AND YOU’RE DEAD…. When bob meets fred.
But things change, and fred wasn’t lame, bob was just a game….
Fred got a life had wife and it felt like knife had been stabbed in bob…sob sob sob…