Wednesday, August 11, 2010

nuuuurrrr buttjournal (rambles & rants)

BUTTJOURNAL.
FREAKING AMAZING. I mean, I was on facebook, and all like, wtf is this?
and then my friend told me he made a new social networking site. called ButtJournal. At first I was all like "WUT", and then he gave me a link and i was all "whatever dude", but i looked it up on the web anyway, and i was just like WOAH.
ITS AMAZING, TRULY.
HAVE THE LINK.
its a work in progress, but a great one,
chekkit chekkit yobies. liek nao.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

SO YOBIES.

sorry, i haven't posted, i'll make it up to ya'll.
i got 2 songs, and news.
bad news, but WHATEVAH.
so...my penis exploded. i had too much sex. anyhow,,, i wrote a song about a month ago, the band thinks its lovely, here:
Ch-ch-chuck. ch-ch-ch-ch chuck. ch--uuu---u-uck a chucka, chucka, chucka, chucka, chucka....CHUCK CHUCK!
CHUCK A PENIS. INTO THE SEA. CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT, CHUCK IT FARTHER FOR ME.
GRAB IT BY THE END, PULL IT FAR BEHIND
YOUR HEAD.
AND CHUCK IT.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
Chuck a peeeniiss, into the sea. Chuck it, yeah, and chuck it farther for me. Chuck a peeeeniisss into the sea, and drown it, drown it, drown it, so it can't breathe.
CHUCK THAT PEENIS. INTO THE SEA. DROWN IT, DROWN IT, DROWN IT, SO IT CAN'T BREATHE.
MAKE SURE YOU PUUULL IT. FAR BEHIND-YOUR-HEAD. MAKE SURE YOU CHUCK IT FAR OR IT'LL SLEEP IN YOUR BED.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
CHUCK.
Chuck a peeeniiss, into the sea. Chuck it, yeah, and chuck it farther for me. Chuck a peeeeniisss into the sea, and drown it, drown it, drown it, so it can't breathe.
it can't BREEEAAATHHHE.
oh, it can't BREEAAATTTHHHHEEEEEE.
we've got a little penis screamin' help me.
- - - - -
now, this song is not officially a "Recyklerz" song yet, so I can share it with you all. :) And this next one is confirmed for our first album, though it will not be released as a single:

Once upon a tiiime, there was a man named fredd. He slept alooonne….in his bedded.
Once upon a day… bob was gay…..he would always say…I love you.. FRED FRED FRED
THE LITTLE BOYS, THEY MET WITH THE TOYS IT WAS LIKE BANG BOOM ZIP ZIP ZOOM. IT WAS GREAT ON A DATE AND THEN CRATES ON THE FREIGHTS AND YOUR DEEAAAD… when bob meets freddd
Once upon a life, fred didn’t have have a wife he was all alone, oh nonononono, that’s real low
Once upon a week, the sky was real bleak and bob was feelin dead, so he went to see fred, FRED FRED FRED
THE OLDER BOYS, PLAYED SOME VIDEO GAME IT WAS LIKE BANG BANG BOOM ZIP ZIP ZOOM. IT WAS GREAT ON A DATE AND THEN CRATES ON THE FREIGHTS AND YOU’RE DEAD…. When bob meets fred.
But things change, and fred wasn’t lame, bob was just a game….
Fred got a life had wife and it felt like knife had been stabbed in bob…sob sob sob…

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

better late than never....

byah byah so sorry. our band is releasing a debut single soon, and i am soooo bizzayyyy! A month, a month, far too long to not post, yyyymmmhmmm? sorry.

a song, a song.
it seems all that i've been writing is for the recyklerz, which is confidential music until release so,, yeeahh.
but previews! SHA!

LOVESICK

When Bob Meets Fred

Her

The Half-Time Show

and many more are soon to be revealed on youtube!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Shumphy.

lucky days, fantabeelus.
may 15, may 15, may 15, nom.
may 15, may 15, may 15, nom.

hey- it's a happy day! johnny needaaa cheer uhp!

Friday, May 14, 2010

what. the. frappochino.

rly, rly,rly?
well whatever, mr face.
had to create a new label for ya, i did.
band drammaa, band drama.
i thought we was all friends here. >.<

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

poor old gild, for your hair is too long x.x

poor old gild
his hair is too long
innocent child
has killed his song

and the sky fell down toady,
and hit me in the head
i think i'm dead

poor fat pig
he is my dinner
poor loser
is not a winner

and the sun burst into flames,
and the world's about to end
we can't pretend
it's not

poor old gild
his hair is too long....

Friday, May 7, 2010

And if the sky falls....

if the sky falls today
i might.
stay.

my life is made of 10,000 puzzle pieces 'cept half of them are missing.
it's you my dear, i truly love though it is her i'm kissing.

frennncchh, my dahh, frenchh maidah!

i don't know again
its back to this point,
after everything,
everything i though you'd bring
but you didn't
no.